Professor Chaos Strain Information

Professor Chaos is what you get when you combine the malevolent forces of Mad Scientist and Jack the Ripper, two strains that balance energy with merciless painkilling properties. This 65/35 sativa-dominant hybrid originally from Homegrown Natural Wonders has a sour, spicy aroma that introduces its clear-headed effects perfect for patients needing a potent medicine without sacrificing productivity. Its buds form knobby, finger-like calyxes covered in a snow-like layer of crystal trichomes in a show of Professor Chaos’ supervillian strength.

Professor Chaos was created by legendary cannabis breeder SubCool. He crossed his own award-winning creations — Mad Scientist and Jack the Ripper — to come up with this popular sativa.

The top reported aromas of Professor Chaos are spices, sour citrus, and earth. And it is said to taste like apples, berries, and sharp citrus or pine

Professor Chaos is a sativa-leaning strain (65% sativa/35% indica) that produces long buds with large calyxes, dense trichome coverage, and lots of orange and brown hairs. The smells from this cannabis plant of citrus and pine swirl with a skunky quality.

The smoke of Professor Chaos tastes a bit like apple shavings scraped on charred wood.

The head high from Professor Chaos will get the mind awake and racing, allowing words to flow freely if sharing a joint during a social smoking session or permitting intense focus if working on a detailed task. Consumers often say this strain works well for seeking relief from body pain, inflammation, swelling, headaches, migraines, or depression. It can be a daytime or nighttime strain depending on dose.

The most common side effect from Professor Chaos are red, squinty eyes.

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About Professor Chaos

No, not Butters from South Park’s adorable superhero alter ego — this Professor Chaos is a sativa-dominant hybrid with a complex taste and supercharged cerebral effects. The strain is a cross between two potent varieties in their own right: Jack Herer-descended Jack The Ripper and Mad Scientist, an indica that gave us Dr. Who. Professor Chaos provides smokers with the energy and creative thinking needed to accomplish anything from errands to more complicated work. Its THC content ranges from 20% to 25%.

Even at a glance, Professor Chaos’ flowers are impressive enough to live up to their grandiose name. The tapered, medium-sized buds have a fluffy, sativa-like texture and the leaves tear away easily from the central stem. Leaves themselves are a light green, offset by pistils that range in color from yellow to deep orange. The chunky buds are dusted by icy trichomes, making this strain slightly sticky to the touch. When properly cured, the flowers smell strongly of tangy, sour citrus. Grinding or breaking open the buds gives off a more piney odor. Although Professor Chaos’ taste isn’t especially memorable, users may detect a spiciness when exhaling. This is a very pungent strain — its funk can linger for a while after users have finished smoking.

Professor Chaos has a high that hits the smoker relatively quickly. Users may feel an increased pressure around the eyes and temples and a heightened sense of awareness. If not overly disoriented, they may then detect a change in thinking that can jump from one subject to the next in a freely associative way. If consumed in moderation, this cerebral strain can aid tasks that require problem-solving skills and creative thinking. Meanwhile, a slight body high confers relaxation and may mellow out any edge brought by the more cerebral effects. Professor Chaos has medical applications that mirror its recreational uses. Its soaring euphoric effects can temporarily improve move for those afflicted with stress and depression. If pointed in the right direction, its sense of focus can also help those with attention deficit disorders to work on a single task. Overall, this strain’s boost of energy is an asset for anyone who suffers from constant lethargy, or just needs a pick me up before getting things done. Professor Chaos’ mild physical high can also be a somewhat effective analgesic that treats chronic aches and pains without weighing users down with couchlock. Because of this strain’s tendency to induce racing recursive thinking, it is not recommended for those prone to anxiety or paranoia. Its frenzied nature means that this is also not a strain for bedtime use, as it’s likely to keep smokers more wired than drowsy. Professor Chaos’ high is said to last longer than average, even for more experienced cannabis consumers.

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At least two companies — TGA Genetics and Homegrown Natural Wonders — have seeds of Professor Chaos for commercial sale. Prospective growers may also be lucky enough to obtain clippings of this comparatively rare strain to grow as genetically identical “clones.” Professor Chaos can be cultivated indoors or outdoors, although outdoor growing calls for semi-humid, Mediterranean-like climates with daytime temperatures in the 70 degree Fahrenheit range. If grown indoors, this medium-height plant should be trained to fit into its grow space through the pruning and bending of branches early in the vegetative stage. Professor Chaos flowers within 8 to 9 weeks — a relatively short period of time for a sativa. Growers should also be warned that this is a very pungent strain, during both vegetative and flowering stages. Those looking to keep their operations discreet should invest in odor control measures like carbon air filter and exhaust fans.

With a rollicking high that stimulates thought but also entails physical relaxation, Professor Chaos is a great choice for a range of situations. Its energetic and alert nature works well in social situations, easing potential tension and driving conversation. It’s also appropriate for solo use, as it can push users to accomplish tasks they might otherwise find dull. If you do sample Professor Chaos, just don’t let it drive you to cover yourself in tinfoil and launch an ill-fated campaign of supervillainy like our old friend Butters.

Sativa Dominant Hybrid – 65% Sativa / 35% Indica

THC: 21% – 24%

professor chaos

Professor Chaos is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid (65% sativa/35% indica) strain created as a powerful cross of the insanely potent Mad Scientist X Jack the Ripper strains. This insanely potent bud is powered by a intensely high THC level that ranges between 21-24% on average that leaves you with a cerebral effect that melts away any hope of functionality. The high starts with a clear-headed punch to the head complete with cerebral energy and uplifted motivation. This soaring head effect is anchored by an overpowering body high that leaves you utterly stoned with a heavy sense of couch-lock and an inability to move or speak. As you fade away into the confines of your spiraling imagination, you’ll experience a complete relief of any pain in your mind or body that eases you into a deep and peaceful uninterrupted sleep. Because of these often overpowering effects, Professor Chaos is said to be perfect for treating insomnia, nightmares, muscle spasms or tremors, and Multiple Sclerosis. Professor Chaos buds have long dense super sparkly grape-shaped neon green nugs with rich purple undertones, sparse orange hairs, and a glittering frosty layer of crystal white trichomes. This bud has a spicy sour aroma and taste of sweet apple berry with a sharp citrus aftertaste.

Grow information

Professor Chaos is a sativa-dominant cross between Mad Scientist and Jack the Ripper. It produces plants around 6 feet tall with thick leaves thanks to its sativa heritage. It’s known to produce a pungent aroma while growing, so odor-control measures may be needed. Professor Chaos has an average flowering time between 56 and 63 days and is known to produce medium to high yields in ideal conditions. It is best grown indoors and SubCool recommends topping early.

Professor Chaos is available as seeds.

PROFESSOR CHAOS: CANNABIS ENERGY, PURE MADNESS

Professor Chaos is one of those strains that sounds like a mad cartoon character, ready to destroy fluffy pink unicorns. However, its a sativa-dominant strain, inducing super energetic and exciting highs, leaving unicorns untouched. Professor Chaos won 1st place at the Oregon Medical Cannabis Awards, two years in a row. This strain is a mixture of Mad Scientist and Jack The Ripper; it’s quite a powerful mix. This strain should not be attempted before going to sleep.

There are four different phenotypes. Two phenos develop a tall stature, while the other two remain quite short. All these phenotypes differ slightly when it comes to the terpene profile. The terpenes developed during the 60-day flowering period are reminiscent of pungent and hazey strains.

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